HELLO TEACH ME TO SWIM

THIS HOLIDAY, I WANT TO LEARN TO SWIM.

ALL OF YOU OUT THERE WHO KNOW HOW TO SWIM, PLEASE SAVE ME IF I'M DROWNING.

must learn must learn must learn. for years i've been talking about it. BUT NOW I REALLY WANT TO LEARN. why why why? because i just saw passport photos of me over the years, from sec 1 till now. OMG. other than the blatant change in my complexion, i noticed my sharp chin disappearing. OMGGGGGGGGGGG.

HELLO IT'S TIME FOR SWIMMING. TEACH ME!!!!!!!!!
(shuai/hot guys need not apply. you're rejected automatically.)






BUT if swimming causes more fats to be stored, i'll rethink. and rethink and rethink.